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But i know I'm not a virgo.
Can you picture the Despair he must have felt,
Did he often find humor In the tragedy of others?
Horoscopes Are for suckers.
I'm not going to Tell you again,
You know, Forbidden fruit is Often the sweetest.
The big bottles.
Why, after three years Of chastity
O.K.
Oh, well, I'm uncle sam.
There's a lot of Wasteful duplication In wedding gifts.
In last month's Ufo spotters guide.
When lilith And i got married,
Gee, i don't know what Would tip him off.
Will you call This thing off
Woody. Woody, For the last time,
Can i help you?
Actually, I'm the best man.
There's going to be Carnage, bloodshed, Destruction.
And we're all going To the wedding,
Love you, too.
And mingle With your guests.
Or any of that stuff, Not even with a veil.
That is not a bag. That is a can.
And i'll have brought Disgrace on my whole family,
Not before The wedding.
And a tiny Little birthmark On my shoulder.
Well, i try for An even mix.
Oh, they're for suckers, Huh, clavin?
Hey, does anybody Have a plunger?