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[Tires Squealing]
I could use a good ass kickin’
Bryan
but I gotta tell ya- you're one hell of a trial lawyer.
I'm doin a favor here ya know. You're gettin me for nothin ya little fuck
[Lisa] All right.
Utes?
Stand up.
Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.
Dirt. Dirt?
I'd like to, uh, voir dire...
Come on. You could say. It's okay. They know.
You know, this could be a sign of things to come.
[Vinny] Thank you.
IT'S A BULLSHIT QUESTION.
What was he before he was a hockey player? A fuckin’ comedian?
He has to give you a list of all his witnesses. You can talk to all his witnesses.
Oh there’s a fuckin’ surprise
Okay, I'll be here.
Yeah. Think that was a smart move?
No I hate him...
' Come on '
I'd like to speak to you in my chambers.
Oh. Okay.
Something? Enough to-
stag’s leap artemis? what is that, a major thing?
But I want you to know, Stan, he had nothing to do with it.
I don't want to hear explanations. The State of Alabama has its procedure.
I shot the clerk?
If, you don't fu*k up!
However
I wanted to win my first case without any help from anybody.
And, uh, he was found innocent and set free,
Oh, Your a smooth Talk er
Every day, you've got to learn
Let's go. [Man #2] Yeah, what you want, Junior?
[Snoring]
wheelbase and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was...
holds the lives of two innocent kids,
' Every time you're up they try to bring you down '
[Spectators Murmuring]
were both cars available...
You realize you're still under oath?
Nice hat boy I want to spit on it
It's a simple procedure. You heard what the judge said.
Don't think being from New York you're gonna get special treatment.
[Laughs] Me? What about you?
And Who is that? who is blake dunn?
DRAMATIC BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER!
Maybe we should make sure. Let's check it out.
No. I mean, he was-
[Clanging Continues]
versus William Robert Gambini and Stanley Marcus Rothenstein.
I wore this ridiculous face mask.....for you
Okay.
An idiot that wants to hang his Dewalt tools on a peg board,
Uh... Good choice.
I've got some
Quite a view
Listen. Uh, what's the story with this incredibly, remarkably,
He found out? Yeah.
that two boys who fit the defendants' description...
Grits!
[Haller] Mr. Gambini, your witness.
that’s quite a (bullshit) story
James harden World traveler
You get that? The whole store got covid
You were just ready to eat, and you heard a gunshot. That's right. I'm sorry.
He wanted his son to follow in his footsteps, but he became a musician or something.
Really great.
Sooo..
What the fuck is that?
Did you say slurp juices? Yeah, two slurp juices
My feelings today, one of my favorite movies
You're fired. I want HIM!
I'm not Joey "Gallo" I'm Joey "CALLO!"
21.67.
That's half the distance.
- I react harshly when you don't. - You should.
Oh. Gee, thanks.
I get a little nervous sometimes. I’m gettin’ better.
How Do I Know That's Not A Bunch Of Ones With A 20 Wrapped Around It?
#Madden20 was WRONG
Four uncles on my father's side are mechanics.
[Train Whistle Blowing] [Loud Rumbling]
It goes out to Ernestine from Charles Weaver with a big old hug and kiss.
yeah.
He'll show them to you in a very special way...
That's right.
Yes.
Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough.
Let me see. This is a tough decision you give me here.
Sorry.
No. It is a trick question.
as an expert in bloodstains? it doesn't.
Counselor?
Over 60 years, maybe 10 times.
Who did the Big Dread Machine pickup? Joey Callo? Nope, Joey Gallo! G-A-L-L-O!
According to the Media.... The Whole World Got the Flu
"I'm Thinking Of Gettin' Thicker Glasses."
You get your clothes on I’ll get your fucking shoes
Wait till you hear the whole thing so you can understand this now.
Yeah. They peeled away. Car was all over the road. Thank you, sir.
I'M THINKING OF GETTIN' THICKER GLASSES.
Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other. [Laughs]
Can't you tell they don't have Chinese restaurants around here?
not for me it isn’t
I don't know. I suppose. I mean, I'm a man's man. I could go deer huntin'.
A little? You got thrown in jail. Twice.
dear mr.
You get that? The whole flow of coins got the Covid.
I think you made your point!
Well, I understand, but, you know, what are your alternatives?
He offers to have his secretary copy everything for me.
There's only the two of us here.
Your Honor, my clients didn't do anything.
' That believe true love is dead '
Think that's it. Don't they have any generics here?
I got 2 mothers in the ER. A Broken back. Dementia. Lock downs. Dysfunctional families. Liver disease. No job. No money. Allergic to my own cats. Laundry out the ass!. Beat that Vinny
and is being called to rebut the testimony of George Wilbur.
Now, in the '60s, there were only two other cars made in America...
Can you participate in an endeavor in which the ultimate decision might be death by electrocution?
Has this ever happend at you workplace?
- I'm holdin' you in contempt of court. - There's a fuckin' surprise.
NICK REFLECTS ON HOW MUCH MAX SPENDS AT HIS SHOP
' Was a little tender lovin' care '
Is there any more shit we could pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?
You know, you raggin' on me is not gonna give me any great spontaneous knowledge.
Oh my god, what a fucking nightmare!
You want a turkey yeah
I mean, I'll learn it as I go. Learn as you go?
THE COURT OF BEECHUM COUNTY IS NOW IN SESSION
[Woman Coughs]
There's nothin' to worry about. There might be.
[Laughs] I love this! That's it!
Seems logical now
so in the worm’s “brain”…..so i can hone in on your central thesis here….you read beerbelly as mcbelly….thought of the halloween tape….then thought of the 8-track jeb stuart what-have-you
the Sac-O-Suds convenience store in Wahzoo City.
I'm a piece of shit 'cause I can't figure out a way for you to help?
Uh-huh. Is that thing turbocharged? [Laughter]
They're gonna nuke this guy Norton this weekend.
Well,
You get that? Declan’s got the flu.
as an expert in automobiles? It doesn't.
Were these magic grits?
I can get it.
You kray
OH, A COUNTEROFFER
ya know win some lose some
That's one hell of an ego you've got...
Very impressive. She's cute too, huh?
Rooster crows
Seven beers!
the Buick that the defendants were driving made those tire tracks?
Linus tech tips is dead! I'm Linus dick tips.
my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SHIT we can pile on to the top Is it possible?!
I asked him again, and again he said, "I shot the clerk."
We actually have a chance of winning this week .
AQ Now!!!
Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure.
- You have anything to add? - Thing? What thing?
In the words of Jerry Gallo (or was it Callo?)
'' [Piano]
I asked him if he did it and he said "I shot the clerk."
' All the way from Nashville to New Orleans '
Maybe it's broken. Is that what you're saying? It's broken?
Are you still sure about those shares of mmtlp
Stop the death penalty!
If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet...
Well perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your road
It’s a bullshit question. You can’t have too many fruit snacks!
Six times.
Is that it? No, there's more.
You're supposed to be done kinda expert Is that correct?
Buddy what??
Your verdict is gonna depend...
On there's a F***** Surprise
I don't see no stars I don't see no stars
The magician with the ponytail? Right.
Thanks a lot cunt hunt!
' Mind your business ' Where is he from?
May we approach the bench, please? [Haller] If you wish.
Only on the floor models.
THEY WERE.
What else could we pile on?
THAT'S A LOT OF STUDYING
Not my job Do you own investigatin'
BP email rambling Sunday monring
verloren van chess society .....
“You get that? The whole hospital is on Vacation!”
Is there?
You knew you could score late, didn’t you Vin?
I'm doing a favor here, you know? You're gettin' me for nothing, ya little fuck.
the whole country got covid-19
This is not the forum to be cavalier.
Win Some Lose Some
with the rear tires of the defendants' car.
Ten? [Laughing]
- My clients are... - What are you wearin'?
Are you on drugs?
I was just resting... Not wearing a coat or tie.
I won my first case. You know what this means.
Two hundred dollars.
That’s what we lawyers, I’m a lawyer, we lawyers call that a counteroffer
Project Matterhorn Motto
Are you sure about that half hour?!
No, sir. It's very unusual.
And you, Mr. Gambini-
and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
[Man] Hey, Tom!
then leave... then two different men drive up in a similar-
I asked where the new guys were, and they brought me right here.