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- Young guys. - Okay.
and you needed to know that in case that's a deal-breaker.
She is.
Of course we can...
Well, maybe not about my micropenis.
I need a date so I don't get stuck doing
Look.
I was emotional.
Those are yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Flowers.
Today.
Because I want to be in your and in our child's life.
Deal with your own pain,
- Yeah. - Okay?
I have to go back to the office.
I mean, I just don't...
Mmm.
- Whoa. About a month. - Oh my God.
and commend you on your growth as a person?
- Knock knock. - Hey.
- Yeah, I know. - I mean, that is life. Right?
Oh, God.
Which doctor? Who?
- I will make sure that... - Oh, Phoebe.
Door. Okay.
- Oh, that freaking prick. - Number four, just divorced.
that you have with the loss of your mother.
I mean, I'm assuming you saw her...
from which I hope one day to come down.
Wait, wait.
- You have the cutest legs. - Mmm, I know.
tell you about the incredibly surreal Jake news.
Crazy part is paperwork done, we turned a corner,
Eh, I had to get out of there before I lost it.
Oh, what did you do?
and we have that in common.
Let's pretend we both have.
Gordon's mom wanted to talk about all things Persian.
Should I be worried?
You must be the draw.
Yeah.
I mean, it can be hard here.
I mean, if you think this is gonna get easier to break to Abby
It's not your strong suit.
Guess who I had a Twitter chat with?
Well, that's a losing battle, isn't it?
Aw. So it's like a public service.
I mean, she must be a few months in.
but he needs to figure things out on his own.
- Look at that. - Oh, yes.
His baby with this very young woman
because you are a terrible driver.
- Okay. - Lay your luscious lips
- You shouldn't have. - Oh, it's my pleasure.
but I feel like I should explain what the...
This guy.
Two kids. Divorced. Um...
He's, like, an Oprah doctor.
I can't keep letting you "yes" me to death
I'm sure you do too.
How did that happen?
How about you? You okay?
- Okay. - Are you ready?
I am looking at your face.
- That is a huge omission. - I know.
A not-actually-divorced woman has to make a living somehow,
who's not trying to look like she's 25.
be enjoying apricot tarts,