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I'm not making excuses.
Delia.
Hello?
Sad about the whole Marco thing,
Okay, good. That's good.
- and that gives me hope for us... - Okay.
Mmm, me too.
Sorry, I know that was weird.
Well, surely it could wait until the morning.
No, guy last night was so boring.
You know, it hasn't been exactly easy to share with you, Abby.
but this has been really nice.
- Was she freaked out? - Yeah, you know.
for kicking ass!
Answer the damn question.
I'd start figuring out a way how to make that thing happen.
Have you ever been as an adult?
Stop.
I just really want to get to know you,
"Complication" is the wrong word,
- That's crazy. - It's crazy. It is.
- Classic cocktail look, check. - Oh, nice.
- Have you talked to Abby? - Mmmmm.
Oh, I'd love to.
You just have to roll with the sucker punches.
I'm thinking cream and silver with just a hint of scarlet.
Oh, that's... that's cute.
You know where the bodies are buried, right?
On the internet, I am the black widow.
Truth.
You both look very rich and well-groomed.
So you go first.
I understand I overstepped.
They were too pushy, too loud,
- She keeps asking. - Yeah, sure.
and he's gonna die.
It's like she thinks she's marrying off the prodigal son
and looking to unearth his long-buried libido.
So this must be the Tinder Lothario
Hey, I'm Scott.
I hope you can forgive me,
- That's fantastic. - What?
I did a little research on the wedding customs in your country.
Okay? I did divorce number one and number two for you.
but then I realized that you have handled things