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Can I get a red wine?
Thanks. I never owned a refrigerator.
That's at least four red chips to you, sir.
It's just something I do.
and then you can stay and have a drink.
Why are you the way that you are?
Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers
WHY ARE YOU THE WAY THAT YOU ARE?
Good luck, everybody.
What? Super 8?
Good friends with privileges.
So, thanks. Okay. Thanks for coming.
Whatever. I'm in charge of the music.
There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians,
Um...
He was buried in it, so family heirloom.
Yeah?
Yes. Then roll an eight.
Good evening, Dwight. What is this?
Did you believe me?
Okay, we have to sign him.
Do you understand how a deposit works?
Yes? Michael, Carol Stills for you.
Thank you very much. It was fun.
Once.
Oh, come on. Come on. I think so, Michael...
All right. All right.
It looks so great in here. Oh, well... Kiss.
We actually don't play in public very often.
Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding?
Problem. Good.
Love triangle Drama
of the five branches that I oversee.
Well, Oscar, if you don't like it,
I'm gonna call the label, we're gonna... No! No!
Top 80%
You have no idea... Don't do that.
Afghani.
Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you,
No, I'm fine. Thanks, sweetheart. Okay.
Something with animals.
No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's gone all-in. Okay, all right, whatever.
That's good stuff.
Have three stages, yeah.
You really… you screwed that up.
I expect to do very well tonight.
Nice. Oh, wait.
I'm great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance.
All right, here we go!