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They crank that A/C up.
Um...
There's something I'd like to ask you,
Employee number 314982 is getting a letter of commendation in his file.
Okay, come on now.
And it would be so dark and cool.
looked me straight in the eyes and said,
Amy, could you change it?
for the cannibal lifestyle.
Well, grab an umbrella
Okay, the last time he was here,
Or is there a tax evasion thing going on as well?
now.
Stop bragging.
have Animal Planet.
That's my baby sleeping.
No, I was just wondering if you wanted to get dinner.
Smoke it.
No, I understand.
No, I mean, like, take you out to dinner
Okay, nobody is leaving until I get three ounces of yellow, all right?
'cause you're a big chicken.
These are just allegations.
Isn't that terrible?
So that's...
Ha! I knew it.
It's hilarious.
As most of you may have heard, our company spokesman