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I'm the smart one.
#Oflistening to the sound of my tears #
and when I heard that our school district's one-and-only psychologist...
I do realize that some of you are not well-versed...
Might as well throw away my education.
Hey! Ms. Sylvester.
# He means so much to me #
And no, I didn't make the Glist.
#Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time #
they all said you were a person who could be trusted.
Look, I know that high school feels like your whole life right now...
- [School Bell Rings] - Remember...
It was posted all over the school an hour ago.
Why, only last year, a list was posted...
or who I want to be.
# I really need you tonight #
#Every now and then I get a little bit tired #
- You're so brave for doing this, Kurt. - I know. Thank you.
you've spent a lot of late nights watching reruns of Law & Order, haven't you?
[Exhales] I want you to look at me the way you used to.
I cannot have an environment that sexualizes children and damages their self-esteem!
and I calmly informed them of my unlikely skyrocket to showbiz fame...
- What did they say? - Most of them had no idea who you were.
Well, mine is going to afford me the worst reputation in this school.
- All day. - I need to learn to do this verse.
and you're content to be repeatedly lied to by the man you purport to love.
#Joey, run ##
# Let's get physical, physical #
[Beeps]
I try to be a good guy. I go to school and I say, "Be cool, Puck. Be nice."
You refuse to stand up for yourself, you're so afraid of confrontation.
- I need to enlist the services of the A/V Club. - What did you have in mind?
- # U can't touch this # - ## [Pop]
is going to become musically promiscuous.
- I don't understand. - [School Bell Rings]
#We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks #
Trust me-you need to let him have it.
Uh, these are for you.
and sleepovers with that world-class banana magnet April Rhodes.
I can't teach in Indiana anymore 'cause I have some "drug problems"...
- I made us his-and-her relationship calendars. - Oh.
- You're go for Sue. - Hello? Sue?
I'm gonna stop you. You had me at "sex tape." How can I help?
#The sound ofJulie's cry #
You're probably wondering, what exactly does Sue Sylvester mean...
And I mean, who's to say that there's only one culprit?
I have nothing against Santana, and I like Brittany.
#Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet #