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You ain't want to clari-- You want clarification?
Now you got--
the musical inside the musical.
♪ Where the strong black men are raining down ♪
Okay, [bleep]--
Here it is. It's going off.
and clearly-- clearly it wasn't true.
Why-- What-- The fans don't want to know.
Don't mind if I do.
Your mother is dead.
- I didn't-- - Which is it?
Young Bidness, please, I'm begging you.
- Raise you knee. - There's one end right here.
Everyone says that.
It hurts a little, but-- but I like it.
Do you know what'd happen then?
And I know this is something that needs to happen.
Economy Plus.
Like, I'm doing some work on myself
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Okay, no, no. You got to put--
♪ You're always approved in Negrotown ♪
- Mm-hmm. - There's a difference--
we could go to Angela's, and before that,
♪ I'm not a slave ♪
No, you can't take the pants off over the shoes!
Here's my question to you.
like white people called "blonkies"?
Would, then...
Tear him up.
Vince, seriously.
Interview's over.
a controlling person who--
Mm.
You said my apartment looks like two rats
♪ Passion of the Christ ♪
You know, Vince,
Randy, I swear to
You need to relax and take it easy, okay?
We'll be right back with Alec Baldwin.
It's actually an upgrade.
So you know what your problem is, Andre?
♪ That's where I'm gonna find you ♪
♪ No stupid-ass white folks touching your hair ♪
I'll go so far as to say-- are comedy haters.
♪ ♪
I have something to say.
It's not like a rubber chicken.
♪ And there's no white bitches to take them away ♪
♪ In Negrotown, you can walk the street ♪
I'm trying to talk about the music.
because it's-- it's, like, super important.
So...
Destination wedding, baby-- Acapulco, June 27th.
- I'm sorry. - Get it. Get it.
Nope.
I need you to see if she's breathing.
Totally fine with that.
Economy Plus!
♪ Watch out behind you ♪
Oh, dude. Oh, my God.
I have to be respectful for her.
It worked in every situation, and then it was--
What, the swastika?
- Are you talking back to me? - No. I was just walking, man.
I have no idea what you mean.
You brought this on yourself, Mort.
Are you sitting in 26G?
One inch at least.
Oh, excuse me, sir.
Put your hands on your head, yes!
No, no. I ca-- I can't.
Can I ask why?
Oh, oh!
This sounds too good to be true.