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and then we can demonize them in the media.
You know I'm a fan of silent-film comedy, right?
to say my piece.
I'm going to need you to marry him.
Don't do anything but hold that.
I wasn't even doing anything, man.
So you want me to hold you back.
I can't believe I'm this strong!
We should be leaving Topeka in the next ten minutes.
you got to leave here right now and go be with your dad.
♪ But it's driving you insane ♪
I was like, "You a woman."
white people being the oppressed race,
Other people get to have this mustache if they want it.
Oh, yeah, I want to rip this.
I will, uh...
- All right, all right. - I'm taking the shoes off.
"Straight into 'Sponge Head.'"
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- You got to get--Now-- - Hold on. I got bursitis.
and we could just talk together
You know? Just no--
are the lower class, these slavers.
and submitted 'em throughout the years.
I'm sorry.
I just want to hear your side of the story.
I'm a bitch. Thank you.
'Cause I thought--
What you mean you got carried away?
But if you were a guy, I'd still jam my fork
I just didn't picture it happening this way,
Would they have invented the blues?
How would I have known that?
I'm a lion. I'm a tiger over here.
Okay, cool. So what do you want to do tonight?
The love of my life is not breathing.
And you what the crazy thing is?
It's just that I wanted to review
Got some change?
Barack Obama would still be president.
until the moment it--
Nathan Lane was in the cut.
You got to take it easy, man.
Hold that.
bring life into this planet.
She's... beautiful.
- It was funny. - One more time.
Well, and then, finally, I was like,
♪ ♪
I had a quarter of these nuts on your chin.
Your suit changed.
Don't hold me back, dude! Don't hold me back!
♪ No one trying to get in on the latest trend ♪
Do not make me stop this car,
the Ghostbusters symbol?
Like, I want to hang out with Amy and Brad,
I got this thing for, like, $20,000--
Man, look at these blonkies.
Am I evil, or am I a bitch?
♪ Come on, Mr. Computer ♪
There you go.
But I'm not-- No, I'm not the puppet master.
- It was funny. - Okay.
Don't ever do that again.
But I'm back there.