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All right.
-Go ahead, Poot. -You're stupid.
You want me to write a letter to his mom, too?
Nigga You ain’t shining like me you ain’t built like me, you just a mop head motherfukka who’s shape like a bee Somebody need to Scratch Your Ass cuz nigga you itchin, keep bitchin, what’s up with your Moms in the Kitchen
Pulling campaign finance reports for every politician...
We're okay here.
And I don't know those people, and I don't know why they gave.
second number's for muscle.
You's a Hoe Ass Nigga, Man! Can't believe the twisted shit you've motherfukkin done!
We just cash the damn checks, count the votes, and move on.
-106th and Park? -The joint is vicious.
he gets back from in-service training, he's gonna kiss the stripes...
We need some re-up, man, we gonna tap out by noon.
But I got the feeling Barksdale's money has legs.
I'll get it. A little cream, right?
I'm tired of your games.
Couple of police interrupting me, while I'm trying to get my drink on.
Okay, slowly bring your right arm around your back.
you know, the one that dimed on Omar's bitch.
We're on. No need for an eyeball.
Iisten to those dead phones...
I put a battery up her ass...
There we go. All right.
You owe me $10.
I can see the tree on the side of them.
Yeah, I mean, we all got a lot to protect here.
All right, then. Hold that pose right there, shorty.
We filed an amended finance report that shows--
Aren't you better off that we didn't?
What are you, a boy or a man?
Where's Wallace? That's all I want to know.
Dang, boy, Chink Bob's...
Dawg, you ain't cornholed no animal for real, did you?
and checking up on some of the contributors.
Re-up from where? You niggers ain't heard?
Dee put him back on count though.
You want to talk about dirt? Have at it.
But it's you they're gonna blame, and you who's gonna do the jolt.
-$15. -Here take $10.
Catch you later.
so we've been ordered to begin sending bodies home.
What she gonna do? Take out a tape and ask Avon to hold the other end?
Come on, nigger, let's walk.
It's Like Butter Baby
This is Lieutenant Daniels with the Baltimore Department.
Because now they know we're for real.
Shit, everybody waiting on the re-up, but I never made that run before.
-Best chili dogs in the city. -No, man, not even.
Sterling's, up on 29th Street? Don't you know nothing?
All right, let's see what we got here.
Same shit, different file.
I gotta go back to Auto tomorrow morning.
He was getting high. I've seen him cop.
Easy. We're just getting started.
Boy took me for $10.