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Fine. I'll be nice.
What part of Canada is that? Speak.
- I only have one rule. - [Groaning]
- And what is he? - He's a dog.
Can you keep an eye on him until I get back?
Oh, dude.
I said, "He's a dog," as in a dog.
And I want to go to sleep every night with the same person by my side...
And if that's gonna scare you off, then I'd rather it scare you off now.
And who watered the philodendron on your bookcase and sang it back to life?
This. All of this. This is totally new to me. But I know it's what I want.
# These stones keep my feet on the ground #
- [Gasps] - Ow! Nails! Nails!
falling in love with her.
She just took care of me.
There's a man back there who seems fascinated by the records flipping in the jukebox.
Okay, so let's just drop it. All right?
Give me your best. My life's an open book.
- Wow. She nursed you back to health? - No.
Unless she's hot.
So, Scooby, if you're gonna be hanging out with our Robin, you should be properly vetted.
Without you, we'd have to find some other sex-fueled, depraved animal to entertain us.
- Hey. - Hey. How are you?
- Oh, come on. Barney's been to a strip club once. - Once?
This might be a little forward, but do you have a bomb strapped to your chest?
- All in an old stone house. - Yeah, with ivy growing on it.
You, uh, stay.
Okay, if you were new in town and had just ingested an eighth of sandwich...
isn't England.
## [Lullaby]