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Who's there?
Yes, you did, Naydern.
(slurring) It's official.
Look, look, I'm taking you out of the "dad phone"
You're at the zoo?
I am suspending all your TV and video game privileges.
to go inside the gorilla enclosure.
Hello?
What's happening, Wilson?!
I can find to buy the most expensive bracelet they got.
I told him to sit in his room until you got home.
Have we displeased you, Almighty God in heaven?!
Look, look, I told Steve to stay away
Whatever you need, just get better.
You wouldn't get it.
That's a gorilla.
Knock, knock.
Stan, he needs to be punished.
No way. We'll be lucky to find them any homes at all.
(calypso music playing)
According to sources, Langley Falls resident Stan Smith,
(singsongy): We gotta go!
(dog barking) Dog's scooching on the floor again;
Mmm. That's a shame. Red's great.
Purple hat, Dad.
(recording): You have zero messages.
before I get there, Stan.
Hey. What?
(sighs)
No, Bobo!
Sorry. You kids are gonna be split up
Nothing, dear. Inside joke.
You need a kick in the head?
so he could go to the zoo.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 47 = 3760
Country music comes from the heart.
How's your life?
Yes, yes, them, too.
(children laughing)
Don't be lame.
(laughing)
I can't come home if I'm on the phone."
(panting)
Well, why aren't you laughing?
Naydern, I'm, um, I'm gonna go get
We're married.
I wish it were me.