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(sniffing)
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
(deep voice): Peace.
"Yes, I did, in the kitchen. Maybe you weren't listening.
Steven Anita Smith.
Close your eyes, Steve.
How dare you...
No, no, I mean, I'm just saying...
because it is weak.
You call yourself whatever the hell you want,
I should be better by tomorrow.
Actually, I was fine until I saw that face of yours.
Dude, what are you up to right now?
instead of his PSAT prep course.
How could you let Steve get drunk last night?
Where's our espresso maker, dear?
(upbeat ringtone plays)
50 bucks. Nope.
(children laughing)
That long?
(car doors closing)
Reginald's not gonna hold the boat much longer.
he could seize up and crush the boy.
Hey, no problem, Mr. Sleeves.
♪ I love drinkin' and race cars and big ol' fat women ♪
Boring work.
Put your fist away right now.
Look, today's the final day of this amazing gorilla exhibit.
"You call that man a father?
I figured you'd want to do the punishing.
Sure.