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...unless, of course, they’re faking.
You're banned
- I'm waiting. - All right then.
got Paid...to download the pornography
She’s like Meryl Streep this woman
- And the guy never knows? - No.
Surprising. His fruit's usually the best.
Un Avocat.
- Elaine. - No!
- The miracle is that it ever happens. - It's like a magic trick.
It’s enough already And I just wanna get some sleep
You're banned!
So, what, am I gonna buy all your fruit now?
- What are you talking about? - What am I talking about? Come on.
- ...faked it? - Yeah, sometimes.
Jerry the mouse; please don't eat me Tom the cat HAHAHA i'm not want to eat you
A recession to save the economy
- I really don't feel like seeing her. - You know, I faked it.
Yeah, I could've helped you out.
- Sexual? - Yeah.
- Are you saying-? - I think I'll have a piece of cake.
I could've come in here last week with a bad plum, but I let it go.
Eating Babies to save the Planet
WELL NO I FEEL FULL AFTER THE RISOTTO
You know what sex does to a friendship. It kills it.
You know I faked it
sign free agents, to entice rodgers...
I'm sure you are.
Four plums with red on the inside.
You're not still thinking about that, are you?
What, the grilled cheese? No, they always burn the toast.
- She nice? - Great.
- I'll see you later. - Hey, George.
- Well, they gotta be soft. - How soft?