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Fake Fake FAKE
I got so focused on it.
...unless, of course, she's faking.
So you feel okay?
- Let me look for my glasses. - Get out.
OPEC OIL CUTS TO LOWER THE OIL PRICE
You just close your eyes, you hope for the best.
The little extra moan you threw in there.
She did have an orgasm, she didn't. Orgasm this, orgasm that.
- ...hands, scrubbing, the whole deal? - Yeah.
It's like, " All right, that's enough. You're through."
- Are you satisfied? - I'm very satisfied.
I'm stunned. I'm shocked.
- Oh, what, you're upset? - Yes, I'm upset. Can't you tell?
...until they're making ready-to-eat fruit cups...
- I told you not to say anything. - What am I gonna do for fruit?
Nobody does.
That reminds me. I'm not getting you guys any more fruit.
Oh, that stand up to cancer, it's such a phony baloney
What's that?
Oh, that. Well...
- You gotta stand behind your fruit. - I stand behind my fruit.
This whole place is becoming Candy's Place
Not that I don't appreciate the effort that was put into the performance.