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So...
- This stuff is heavy. - Oh, great.
I started to panic and... I lost it.
Jerry, we're friends. We can't do that. It would ruin our friendship.
- You're returning used fruit? - Jerry, this peach is subpar.
Eating Babies to save the Planet
You're banned
That Jim Tressell He’s such a phoney baloney
Olive the Ostrich; OH NO emu brother ppppplease do'nt do that
Yeah. Now, get the ones that are red on the inside.
Hello, Elaine? Patty Lawrence had orgasms.
Well, do you feel anything? Feel? What's that?
You ever try and pick a wet one up off the floor? It's almost impossible.
And I got calls in to six other women. I bet they confirm an orgasm too.
Plantains? You're not getting any plantains!
I knew this was gonna happen someday. It was inevitable.
Hey, listen, instead of the movie...
No, that's it. That's it. You like having this over me.
Mangoes, plantains, plums with the red on the inside? That's Kramer.
Satisfied?
Oh the Meryl Streep Is Such a Phony Baloney
- Of course. - Really?
And if you're lucky enough to see it...
Oh, sure, thousands of people are dying needlessly...
It’s enough already and I just wanna get some sleep
It's just such an incredible skill to pull that off.
- I probably would. - Sure.
You're Banned!
- All right, where do you want it? - Put it over there.
- Yes, we will. - Elaine.
Why? Did you ever fake?
- How do you know? - I know. I can tell.
I got a date with Karen.
You're going along, you think everything's all right...