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[Screaming]
- Well, hey. He's probably hurting too. - Mmm...
You have another idea, huh? I gotta tell you I'm done with your ideas.
And yet you chose not to tell her she was pregnant.
[Whooping]
My friend, we have just LoJacked the Janitor. Hello?
OK. Ooh! Look at this one. He's so cute!
When I was 19, I was a world-class 110-meter hurdler.
Give them the ten-minute emotional roller coaster ride
Tell me what's bugging you. Courage.
[J.D.] Carla and Turk were coming to tell me they were pregnant
- [Beeping] - Excuse me.
This won't be indoors and there won't be people throwing birdseed.
I wouldn't be able to hear and you'd have to repeat it.
They're holding a banner that says, "Carla, you're pregnant and I dove you."
but speaking to you would acknowledge your existence. You don't exist.
Ever since I was blitzkrieged by an enraged German named Otto,
I’m listening
Well, you at least won't tell Carla, right?
It's negative.
Secondly, this pregnancy test works just as well as the name brand one.
Where do they land? I don't know. But one thing Carla knows
The family wants me to do a hip surgery. What are they thinking? The guy's 92.
I've got a patient with osteomyelitis who needs a bone biopsy.
Is there a bigger idiot than you in the entire world?
# I can't do this all on my own
- A baby. - Yeah.
- I'm seeking you, Turk! - [Beeping]
But you should stretch first next time you try the Whirly Bird.
This is an electronic hide-and-seek game.
You two come out in the parking lot where Carla's friends have gathered.
of high-end fruit my way, I could take solace in one thing...