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He's great, but we really don't want to separate them.
but I slept with the president's daughter.
Well, sometimes they arrive in the morning and they smell like sex.
I'm holding a GPS warning device that goes off
So I'm going to address the stapler.
Spilled mine too.
[Beeps]
- [Phone rings] - [Gasps]
What is that?
Allow me to paint you a picture with my imagination brush. OK?
All right. Before Carla arrives,
How'd you know that was me?
Keith, I have been watching you and you've got some potential.
- Can you just please not tell Carla? - Fine.
Seriously, it cannot just be me. I want to hear from the audience.
I'm proud of you.
[Man] Runners, take your positions.
Close a brother up.
Hey, Carla. You're glowing.
[J.D.] Some things deserve to be tossed out on their asses.
I'm gonna tell her the truth and hope she's so tired from being pregnant,
Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.
I just put some pizza rolls in the microwave oven.
He's been in the hospital for a month. He deserves a little fun.