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and, um, then she got shot in the face.
and Bloody Mary and the Coalmine Canaries.
Nothing to see here. Just kneeling
Give it up! She isn't coming!
Oh, wow. Hettie, you've had such a sad life.
I heard you the second time!
Oh.
That sounds awful, and you look stupid doing it.
♪ Started from the bottom, now we're here ♪
Twins! Twins!
Around 11:00 in the morning. You'll be fine.
♪ Found a bag of chips and half a Twix ♪
we will now play loud music so you can curse.
I will have another cup of soda.
♪ Meant for shopping ♪
Shh!
You know what I mean?
You just got to blink.
Now, if you got some, you don't have to say yes.
All right, I'm gonna go now. Bye.
Mmm. Don't take long, handy man.
Lisa, honey, do you have any idea how to replace a floor...?
Howlin' Sue and Her Vestigial Organ,
"Not for individual sale."
We needed the school's lights and sound system.
♪ There's Selma and a Patty and a grampa who is batty ♪
He was gonna start me out on the cigar box banjo,
On your marks. On your marks.
No, no, no, leave the windows open.
Whoo-hoo!
Something bacon-y.
You were hiding her in your closet, too!
Oh, you've hurt yourself.
Our revenge is made possible by listeners like you.
He played with some seminal Appalachian bands,
I'm glad you liked the song.
Silently, ever silently.
She is not!
♪ And they ain't aware that I took the silverware ♪
You and me-- we get each other, yeah?
I'll paperweight you!
You've just made a very powerful enemy-- NPR.
Yeah, it was winter and she was runnin' a fever
You've just made a very powerful enemy-- NPR.
Oh!
You know them puzzles where you slide the tiles?
but you're too cheap to pay for it.
♪ The baby don't say nothin' ♪
♪ And my uncle calling me like "Where ya at? ♪
Okay, I admit it. I think Bart's up to something funny,
so I'm snooping in his room.
Nothing. Maybe we can talk a little music.
Oh, your little girl's been so good to me.
and do you have any OxyContin?