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♪ For many a long day... ♪
♪ There's a devil boy named Bart ♪
♪ While Safeway wonders ♪
I wrote this one a few days ago.
replacing a tile is something
Unless we need a big fat paperweight.
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♪ And down is where I think I'm gonna stay. ♪
♪ Started from the bottom, now we're here ♪
♪ Started from the bottom, now my whole team here ♪
there is the profession: handyman,
And then get out! Wait until we're done.
into a lynch mob.
♪ Started from the bottom, now we're here ♪
You're tapping. You have to swipe. I'm-I'm swiping, I'm swiping.
♪ I cook my slop in ♪
Oh, baby girl, I feel like I'm back home in poorest Appalachia.
♪ It came to mean ♪
Stupid floor! Why...
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Bascom Lee Boggs?!
Uh, nope, that's syrup.
♪ I miss your bathroom policy ♪
Just what do you think you're up to?
With a pause between the words. Are you saying I'm not handy?
Whoo-hoo!
♪ In the house next door to Flanders ♪
and we have a concert in 30 minutes.
Nothing. Maybe we can talk a little music.
No. I'm afraid we all do.
in front of the electric outlet,
Oh, no. Once you've been bitten
No, Hettie. You're a human being.
But it would be an honor.
Why was I born a homeowner?
a poor, unfortunate woman.
Face it, homeboy,
Face it, homeboy,
Oh, that's just...
Lisa?
appreciating Edison's miracle.
Aah! Marge, I should tell you something.
Nope. All brain, no heart.
I'm happy to say I was wrong.
Here's one week in advance.
She went from under the floor to inside the wall.
I'll have to call a handy man.
Okay, I admit it. I think Bart's up to something funny,
Although my mother did have a 21-pounder.
you've got a job that needs doing
Oh, honey, we'll find her.
Twins! Twins!
That's not really the kind of thing you remember.
like they're not at a funeral?