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You ain't never seen it because black women don't jog,
A black woman's body is the Temple of Doom.
It comes with the service, nigga,
Yes, that sure is amazing
and I just put an actual letter in the mail.
Robert, you'll be fine.
Well, it's a very serious terminal illness.
It's settled then. I'm going to Malaysia.
Robert? Uh.
I just... I feel so old.
Why don't you just sign your retirement benefits over to her?
Where she at? Do we need to sneak out the back?
I don't know what came over me.
Oh, my God, look at that.
is a savage, Africanized,
Bravo, bravo, bravo.
Patterson's disease? I've never heard of it.
Ebony, don't listen to him, he's a douchebag.
* The story that just begun *
from piss and shit and nasty-ass farts
Let me see. Let me see.
She obviously went there to get away from me.
playing-drums female.
to the safety of you, the people in this house...
and she got debt up to her wide nostrils.
Facebook hari-kari.
Or maybe she went for the inexpensive male prostitutes.
Like that bat-shit crazy Carlita,
Yes, that is a very impressive set of prepared responses.
And really the entire neighborhood.
that you came all the way out here,
Ruckus, you were wrong.
until you're sure she's safe. Never mind.