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Hey, it's me again.
Yes.
I don't know,
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
Look how happy I am.
in the Olympics that tuck they testicles up, either.
With all these young men
even when she's with me. Especially when she with you.
But you did marry a white woman.
Say good night to Miss Ebony.
I launched this page with high hopes
have you done that only you know about?
that you cured that disease
Sure am. Uh-huh. See?
is to eliminate all black women from your life.
Marry me, Miss Ebony Brown.
It was all just a big misunderstanding.
Robert, Robert, the key to happiness
I am so, so, so, so sorry, Ebony.
I think it's great that your friends care so much about you.
A jail nigga was good enough for momma,
Too much? For sitting a foot and a half away
* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *
if I stop here, do you?
it was great meeting the both of you.
* I know you're The one for me, baby *
And y'all think because I'm a pudgy old man
Police might shoot me by mistake.