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Now each of y'all want 300,000, huh.
"Having reviewed your records, we have determined
But I am so touched you decided to let us stay.
What if FEMA calls about the check?
[LAUGHING] I sure did.
Get off of me, woman.
well, I decided it was time to do my part.
the nation watched and wondered:
I got to have it, you dig?
We family. We're cousins.
Hi.
You. Come here.
You know, it's, uh-- It's hardest on the kids.
I'll pray for you.
That right, that right.
GRANDMOTHER: Praise Jesus.
but watch TV and eat.
See, I told you, but, no, niggas think they know everything.
I only drink cherry and strawberry.
All right! All right! You can stay!
What do you hope to get out of helping these people?
Well, I called the news
said I didn't have no wind insurance.
That nigga ain't lost that damn much.
Y'all don't know
and the check is on the way.
Well, you know, the important thing is everyone is okay.
You just such a philanthropologist.
My retirement, the 401(k),
gonna be a whole lot of money.
You were in construction, right?
you can always leave.
Don't let 'em take your home away.
I get it how I live, and live how I get it, you feel me?
Then let's go. Come on, everybody, get your stuff.