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LEONA RAY: What kind of mess is this?
So I-- I said to the guy, "What kind of shit is this?"
Look, Robert, don't let the chrome rims fool you, okay?
[GRANDDAD LAUGHS]
Well, if it's too much to handle,
'Cause I'm gonna make sure I pay you back every penny.
Jericho Freeman.
It's not okay. Now every damn Katrina victim for 100 miles
Something wrong with the cable.
♪ The story that just begun ♪
Not a damn thing.
Next.
anything at all that I could do, anything to help.
my diabetes been acting up again.
Do I still have to eat the cheap lunchmeat?
You don't even want-- Huey don't want none.
from place to place since, uh, you know.
Granddad, I can't believe you let them niggas stay here.
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
"Fill out the enclosed form and your check
Damn, nigga.
[WHISTLES]
for the guests. Mm-mm-mm.
So I brought out my old violin that only plays sad songs.
And don't you worry, when this FEMA check comes in,
♪ So that you can know Left from right ♪
If you don't want none, I understand.
but he had far from surrendered
He said--
Come, now, Robert. I told you I'm gonna take care of you
GRANDDAD: How is the TV back on? And the lights?
When you come up,
[CRASHING]
So you really bought that "go home" shit?
right after the flood, so I showed up.
You don't remember struggle.
I had rain insurance, I had flood insurance.
When you and your friends plan to play video games but your dad is occupying the room for the Super Bowl
you keep looking out for me, we look out for each other.
Oh, I had insurance.