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Directions can be found as you exit the sanctuary.
The funeral's on Tuesday and I don't have anything to wear.
Just relax, darling. Breathe and reboot.
She had become a bona fide dimmer expert.
Don't bother.
You saved your warranty, right?
We're at a funeral!
If?
but she sounded so alone. I kept saying all the wrong things.
Now we know what $500 worth of glitter looks like.
- Whose legs bend back that far? - It's like sex for the boneless.
Get them off me! You're distracting me.
But apparently everybody's secretly backing up their work.
That's a very expensive purse.
We're going to the funeral? I thought we were just sending flowers.
So they tried another position, 299.
- I don't do that. - You don't back up?
Then they called and said she was crashing.
Carrie, meet my George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine!
exactly what you're doing.
I was just typing. He came over and kissed me
There it was. My past. It was a mess.
I got it on the corner, $1.50. I love this city!