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"Just try to relax."
I know enough to play a stupid game of street hockey now.
but I know you kids like that in-line stuff.
- Fine. I'll talk to him. - That's not what I'm asking.
Oh, thank God.
You have to admit, it is kind of funny...
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This means total commitment.
You know what? I hate bigots too. Oh, I hate bigots.
Mom...
Do you want 'em divided up fairly or not?
Now, that's it. Okay? We're done. Go home.
- What do you think you're doing? - Taking my skates to go play hockey.
- Hal. - (Gasping)
When your kid says they want play Hell Let Loose
When someone mentions wanting to try Disc Golf
Mom. Mom...
You ready?
I'm going to have a Band-Aid on my crotch?
Everyone else in the world gets to.
...you.
* And bad mistakes *
Oh, no... you're not ready for those just yet.
What does that mean?
Well, we have to start early. We've got a lot of ground to cover.
Our parents are paying for room and board.
Repartiedo las salchichas y las papas...
Whew! That routine won me a gold medal, a macrame plant hanger...