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Michael. Michael, it's us. Your new parents.
Mind handing me the bug spray?
and I wasn't fishing.
Ho Hos? A La-Z-Boy?!
It's not sticking.
Daddy?!
What's happening right now?!
Stop-stop-stop-stop-stop.
Anyway, this is not my fault, it's yours!
I can't wait to see them on you.
a rather trashy element into our home.
I'd sit in it most of the time.
after bedtime. Paposhkas!
that you were able to adopt your gorgeous daughter?"
Fabulous, fabulous. Wonderful.
there's something I need to talk to you about.
any Spanx lying around, do you?
Response achieved!
♪ ♪
Stan...
Restoration Hardware gift cards.
Finally tonight, Terry and I have some wonderful news:
♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
why are you still wearing it inside?
Quick, eat up.
He didn't... fit in.
A Waterford Crystal teddy bear!
Stop it, Stan.
just to have Terry drag me back
Then I grabbed a nap, hopped in the shower,
would be the bottom of it.
I just keep seeing Stan in that terrible chair.
How kitsch!
It's some sort of tote bag with what appears to be a...
No. Turns out there was no pole,
Oh. That's right.
(doorbell rings)
It's happening again!
We do everything together.
I'm going out to get more eggs.