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I've never been so humiliated!
♪ Life is a highway ♪
Yes, and this is 400-year-old wood,
you're a grown man standing in a ten-year-old's bedroom
Now, what sophisticated stuff are we gonna do first?
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Come in.
Stan, just get the prostate surgery, you cheapskate.
but you're gonna have to lose the nasty accent.
your entire future with color-coded tabs.
It's just part of my outfit.
Get lost, this is my home now.
Anyway, everything has to be so perfect with him.
Tying up loose ends.
Michael, this is your Life Binder.
Those words probably aren't right,
(sighs)
♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪
We're adopting a ten-year-old Russian boy.
This music.
What-what the hell's going on?
That's a great idea.
You heard me?
What the hell is he up to?
(bird twittering)
Oh, it's beautiful here.
Look how relaxed my muscles are.
It's okay.
It's nasty, nasty.
Champagne?
♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪
Or do you?
Michael isn't who you think he is!
are adopting another child.
Oh, you've got a bite on your line.
(blows air)
Oh, am I an eyesore to your perfect little world?
I'll treasure this for the rest of my color-coded life.