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Mrs. Blatch.
- And that's a good thing. - What's that supposed to mean?
You like it because she gets to sleep for 100 years, and doesn't age.
- Wow, he looks great! - Doesn't he?
We both sleep with men.
I'll call you.
Smart girl.
Not a bad-looking girl. Don't you think?
Of course, he died penniless and single.
- It never goes out of style. - Never.
Hello?
Stanny, be a dear. Go in the kitchen and get me some matches.
Listen, I hope I didn't give you the wrong idea.
I have to run, too. I'll call you.
He's like a whole new person.
You have a little bit of sauce on the lip...
This is not a bad idea at all.
I'd like to return these.
Maybe you should propose to me, and we'll all live happily ever after.
What's the big deal? In 50 years, men are gonna be obsolete anyway.
So in your world, it's always sixth grade.
Hello.
I've had it with the whole gay scene.
Even guys like me don't want guys like me.
It was the Turtle. A Manhattan legend known for two things:
My feet are killing me.