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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Ted, your lyric baritone is outstanding.
I'm sorry. Someone had to do that.
Well, that night, one more doppelganger surfaced.
and we'll never, never say a bad thing about it. I promise.
And since then, with each piece of mail we've gotten,
(EX CLAIMING)
His name kind of sounds like a frog talking to a parrot.
Anyone?
Movies. Right?
(ALL CHATTERING)
- He's making me Chinese. - I'll assume you're talking about food.
One word, made up. Douche-pocalypse.
I'm reciting The Divine Comedy in its original Italian,
Oh, wait, wait, wait. I got this one, left.
"A ruddy drop of manly blood The surging sea outweighs
Any food at all that'll make me feel like a giant?
Rumor is, Louis Lamar Skullnick, the architect who designed this building,
I am Professor Hammersmith.
I don't know. Well, maybe a little.
And there's no way she'd be on anticoagulants
She said no? How could she say no?
that's the universe telling us it's go time,
I gotta go.
But this is Robots vs. Wrestlers.
You guys, you gotta try this Syrah.
I understand. You're right.
We might as well just go our separate ways.
Who wants another drink? I'm buying.
Hints of crème de cassis, red berries, toasty oak...
and honestly, I don't think it would change our lifestyle all that much.
ALL: (SINGING) Constance Fry Constance Fry
Wow, this is weird. I've never gotten this far.