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- Guys, it's not gonna happen. - I got this.
I'm here for the Van Smoot party. My name is Marissa Heller.
- I mean, you can see it ahead. - In the vast, vast distance.
Robin's marrying Don! I'm gonna die alone!
What's this envelope? Is this a wedding invitation?
I don't think so, sir.
You know, I actually sound kind of douchey.
Willem. Dafoe!
She must be remembering to go to the dentist
And a coupon for a bird store addressed to Marissa Heller,
from when it was first installed in 1906.
Hmm.
First Robin moves in with Don, then Marshall and Lily have a baby,
Ted, if you don't come to Robots vs. Wrestlers,
Fine, you guys can have a baby, but only under these conditions.
if she were about to undergo surgery.
No. Mini-pizzas? Little cups of fries?
My God. I'm out of control.
And again, just so we're clear, no accent.
Actors.
Oh, God!
Oh! You know, a poetry reading.
about robots battling wrestlers for intergalactic supremacy?
You don't mean for it to happen, but it does.
Okay. Well, for whatever it's worth, I think that we're ready.
- Oh, God, you're pregnant! - No!
until we've seen all five doppelgangers, right?
Did you guys see the porte cochere and the terracotta spandrels outside?
Yeah, yes, bus crash.
Oh, God, you already had the baby!
- You've heard of Robots vs. Wrestlers? - Never!
Tradition? We've never done this before.
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
So that's Marissa Heller, huh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
In fact, Emerson wrote a great poem entitled Friendship.
Friendship, by Ralph Waldo Emerson.