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No better job for a boy your age. When I was your age, guess what I was?
Uh. He sleeps in the dirt?
- Stop mooing, you fool. - I moo when I get scared.
I'm afraid I have some bad news, Junior. You may wanna sit down.
My moustache must have provided a natural filter.
No more water. Ah.
Great, we'll "pay you" at the end of "the month."
I know. That's why I wear it.
Thank you.
Caucasian Heroes Offering Dollars Everywhere.
...or dance with some ladies that aren't your step-mom...
I'll put it on your "tab."
Hi! Hi, Runt!
Hi, hi, hi.
Sweet eggs and chicken legs What happened to ur mustache
They don't put those just anywhere. "Cow town."
How about if you crouch like a baseball catcher?
He just sits around the house like a fat.
...and then swindle him out of his inheritance.
You want the Fred Goldman or the John Waters?
Heads up, buddy. There's no paper towels in there.
Here you go, sir. These were cluttering the tables and my mind.