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Misterrr...
Good evening, sir. We're Park County detectives.
Mom, there's some homeless guy here. Make him go away.
Cool.
Guess again.
The copycat killer of the cut-off-the-left-hand killer has been arrested.
What is it?
clap my hands. *clap* *clap*
Maybe his powers have left him.
...Sir?
Yes yes, I see!
Dude, I really don't think it's smart, Cartman.
We would give you a reward, but I guess that knowing the people of South Park are safe again is reward enough.
Look, kid, don't waste my time with your blood-sampling fingerprinty hocus-pocus!
...and he puts it together to make Quadruple-Stuffs!
it was very wrong for me to lie about the other psychics and get them arrested.
No, don't you see? Cartman never had psychic visions. And neither do these people.
Sir! Dr. Kels just called from the hospital! He says another little boy just awoke from a coma,
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This is Park County News 4, with your host, Jim Brown-ish
Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight. On this historic day, let us go on to