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27 Ricks brutally murdered in their own timelines--
See, when a Rick is with a Morty,
Well, come on.
Phones a la clams and phonesghetti with phoneballs.
I've got like 10 Ricks to call right now.
Oh, you are?
If I know these a-holes, and I am these a-holes,
Zing!
You fit the profile.
Evidence! Good idea.
Please.
and the council ain't gonna stop thinking it's me
but I think we all like Fluffy disks of cake with syrup on top,
- You're a camouflage. - Camouflage?
Jerry's hanging out with doofus Rick.
I'm just saying, it's bad craftsmanship.
So, you fixed a vacuum pump… Well, la-di-da
- To connect with me a little. - Hey, Morty, you want connection,
your current Morty should --
The Mortyest Morty.
I'm just a tool!
This is perfect.
But that's no reason to accept our fate!
See this right here, Rick?
We will find our peace in the next world.
timelines and locations in which the murders occurred.
Advertising? Wow!
- [beep] me, pal. - [beep] you?
I fiddled with a concept like this once.
Hey, guys, uh, c-can I help?
Fine. But also, tomorrow is your one-year anniversary back in our lives.
- Uh-oh. - Excuse me.
Ich bi kein Schüntian!
accusation, and in the way of
in the universe that consider my genius a threat --
I'm Not Saying Kill Him, Necessarily
g-- Go without saying
mind can accomplish when priorities are in order.