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the same problem, so a few thousand versions of me had the
She's not as brilliant or attractive.
If I know these a-holes, and I am these a-holes they just want me to join their stupid club.
- Coffee time! - Yeah!
This place is a real who's who of who's you and me.
I'm simply gonna download the
What do you think? See?
Looks like payday at Neverland ranch in here.
You could accomplish the same result with 5 morty's and a jumper cable
I-I want to show you something.
Cellphone. No, no, no, no. Rotary.
absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste,
You know what, Rick? I'll tell you something!
Turn your boring, old Morty into a-- hot fashion statement
Well, one Morty's enough to hide from the bureaucrats,
Do your worst, you little bastards!
"X"! RED "X"!
That'll keep 'em busy for a while.
Oh, gosh, I-I hope not. I wouldn't want to offend you in any way.
and I think we also like to be accused of crimes when there's evidence!
Who the fuck said that?!? Who just signed their own fucking death warrant?!? Fuck you
The truth is, you bought them because you like them.
Reacting to Tulsi Gabbard. You Make Us Ashamed to be Ourselves
with some Morty dazzlers.
You have a history of non-cooperation with the council.
The fact that you feel that way makes you the best Rick of them all.
Yeah, hello.
and so were the rest of you before you formed this stupid alliance.
What is that?
- Oh, man. - Leave my Morty out of this.
Squirrel
My portal gun was hacked remotely, Morty--
Now, for the love of God, be quiet.
That's what I like to hear!
I mean, isn't that what Mortys are -- human cloaking devices?
memers be like
which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds,