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Wendy, you wore black leather too.
Happy Valentine's Day, Stan.
Mr. Hat, save yourself!
- No, he pukes when he's in love. - I'll kick your ass!
I aced that test. I'm gonna win that dinner.
Hello, children.
I want you to show the substitute the same respect you show Mr. Garrison.
- My detergent? - That's not...
- Hi, Mrs. Kimball. - Howdy, Mr. Garrison.
Me, me, me!
- It's because I'm not a lesbian. - Oh, boy.
- Can I tell you something, Miss Ellen? - Of course, Wendy.
What a delightful scarf! Thank you, Kyle.
Mr. Garrison, people have cosmetic surgery all the time.
- Really? - Did you get a haircut?
Wow! Wendy looks like that chick from Grease, Elton John.
Okay, kids, we're gonna take a spelling test now.
Hello, children. What's all this about a new teacher?
That's very nice, Mr. Chef. Now, if you're finished...
This is a bunch of crap. I've been licking this carpet for 3 hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian.