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...no one's ever given me a Christmas present before.
...but I just don't get what you're saying.
In world news, Eastern European peace talks are in question tonight.
Well, I mean, it's garbage.
...who will no doubt be so grateful they'll willingly worship me...
What is it that you want?
And then he didn't even bother to show up.
Fat chance, buster.
Just watch.
...that.
...your own kids hate you after all these years of neglect...
Have you no idea who I am, what I'm worth?
Try one of these natural sodas. They're delicious.
Yes you can. I'll show you how.
...weren't gonna have Christmas this year.
There is something that's bothering me though.
What if the bank doesn't cover our losses this time, Martha?
Hey! Don't be so chipper!
...I never got the chance to play Santa for my boys.
But that's all been taken care of.
Who?
Oh, Jonathan, remember what the doctor said about your cholesterol.
So you here for the holidays?
- There's what again? - Bank alarm.
Never underestimate the holiday spirit, chief.
What loop?
- Clark, how did you know all that? - Lois, I have been here before.
Which means he has been here before and he has been sent back before.
Wanna know what I see?
Reward? Who said anything about a reward?
Yes, I know.
I suggested you.
...and spare them the suffering.
I see magic.
No. I did have a problem with the fact that those kids...
She really knows a lot about them.
Yeah. We could do that.
I didn't get one for the house, seeing as it's just me this year.
Still more reports coming.
Conspicuous consumption, gluttony, greed.
I know money must be tight with the frost you've had.
Never got around to it.
Well, you should go, shouldn't you?
I was wondering if you might be able to help him.