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I'm not leaving. You can't make me.
Honey, you look terrific.
Oh, look, there she is.
A man's future can be taken away just like that.
- Here, let me write you a check. - No, no, no.
Kltpzyxm.
Oh, no. She just had a baby.
...when I get the pictures back.
Mr. You-Can't-Squish-Me- With-The-Biggest-Rock-You-Can-Conjure.
...someone who could anticipate possible robberies.
Don't go away.
Well, you wear that suit, you tend to draw a crowd.
I'm gonna become the absolute ruler...
How about a drink?
- There she is. - That's Jimmy's new girlfriend?
That's one of the things I love about this three-dimensional world, the beer.
You're gonna eat a big meal tomorrow at Clark and Lois'.
I don't know what I saw in her.
Just pass them around.
- You want another one of those? - Yeah, yeah.
- The airline called us and... - You took an earlier flight...
Why it's as easy as...
You don't have to say it backwards, you have to get him to.
...he has to say his own name backwards.
Okay. I left here, I made a couple rescues...
Aren't we all.
... called a permanent cease-fire...
Thanks, Superman.
Hey, Beth Ann, Merry Christmas.
...holiday magic.
You can 't hurt me, tough guy.
...personally restore hope to all these mortals...
Look around you. What do you see?
Specifically, how to get rid of them.
- Sam! - Ellen, sweetheart.
It's...
Merry...
Merry Christmas! I really love you guys the most.
It's all just empty ritual if you think about it...
No way. But if I'm not going, that means that he has to.
No reward is necessary.
You asked for it.
I know, I know.
The longest night of the year for all good little children...
I don't understand.
...but I'll talk to you later, okay? Or earlier. Whichever.
I took away tomorrow.
This day is repeating itself over and over.
Let me know when you're ready to deal.
I love these people.