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Since she left us so... abruptly.
Why not? Give me a good reason.
- Our birth mother went into labour! - What?
They were my dear sister Martha's.
Um...
I want this one!
Oh.
You should also know... I'm not a lesbian.
all the while knowing,
It's just a couple plants.
That's OK, I'm not big on snacks.
Karl, this marriage, our marriage, this fake marriage. That's what it is, right?
which, Lord knows, is my right.
because I have zero percent tolerance for people who lie to themselves.
Oh. I don't want to be mad anymore. [sniffles]
Edie wants to discuss our little deception.
That bitch of a stripper lied to us! The father's totally in the dark.
OK, I'm gonna go to Dad's.
You mean two of your three favourite ladies.
It doesn't matter. The slightest touch gets my juices flowing.
Uh, sure, help yourself. There's also frosted glasses in the freezer.
The doctor said I should actually keep my blood flowing.
Bree Van De Kamp found an old cork
We have Andrew saying that it's systematic physical abuse.
Excuse me?
Well, that makes me feel better, that you could admit that.
- She puts the rest of us to shame. - She's lying!
Now come on.
Chatting away with him. Now, I told her he killed my sister.
The woman is giving us her baby. We'll kiss whatever needs kissing.
[rock music playing]
See if you can find the recipe for a Rusty Nail.
[sighs]
[laughing]
I know it's an unconventional gift for an engagement party,
But it sounds obscure and complicated. So chop-chop.
Well, I'm siding with Bree.
If you tell my lawyer the truth, I don't think money's gonna be a problem.
so I assume this is allowable.
- There's a father. - [man] Hey, hey!
I'll say I want a big wedding, you know, the church,
It's my kid. And I have a right to mess her up if I want.
How can you be so sure?
But, Peter...
All right, stop right there!
Come on, it's just a... just a dumb old party.
[laughs] We were all crammed under this little gazebo thingy.
Serving bowls. Just what I needed, Lynette.
I didn't know you still had a key, Dad.
We should have got an SUV!