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You assholes! If they live, you die.
I couldn't care less, Mr. Archer.
Well, um, for a case of this nature
Again, not married to that. Yes, we are!
Yeah, what were you gonna say, smart guy?
I'm not schlepping to Staten Island
Mrs. Deane-- Ms.
I am so angry at you right now!
infrared, alarm bypass,
that doesn't make me want to vomit.
What? Robbery? It's not robbery, Lana.
Great. Shut your guess-hole. Oh, come on!
So, if y'all are done having your little post-fight-makeup-sex-fight--
Trust me, Lana, she's still hot.
Getting you out of here.
has his own frickin' detective agency--
doesn't automatically make him Jewish.
I'm Cyril Figgis, owner, CEO,
Well, it ain't a shitty one.
Try to keep up!
Wait, wait, wait-- I got something for this--
for California deciding that a stupid law degree--
Okay, so cut the alarm and jam the cell phone signal.
Yes, I do. Somebody left an entire palm print, Lana.
No! You don't! You just have to break into a safe!