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I'll tell you something, though. If a woman,
Oh, hey, look what I got.
You know, ever since college it's been Marshall and Lily and me.
March 14, 2008
Two weeks ago, Spanish bar on 79th Street.
March 7, 2008
- Hey. - Where's your suit?
For starters.
Settembre 25, 1983
Girls don't ordinarily like that,
January 13, 2004.
A simple "no" would have sufficed.
What was I doing? Here, Uncle Marshall
you love her, but it sucks that you can't.
I gotta do something.
Gennaio 27, 1971
Dude, are you kidding? It's you and Lily.
It is on till the break of dawn.
Being a good kisser.
Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asian girls?
- Wow, you're cooking? - Yes, I am.
- Everyone thinks they're a good kisser. - Oh, I've got references.
Goodnight, psycho.
Lesley
March 26, 2008
Gosh, you are unbelievable, Marshall.
Ted, anyone who's single would tell you the same thing.
- you start thinking about that stuff. - I thought I was your best friend.
Yeah, he's gonna eat it, too. It's another record.
Gennaio 30, 1971
I think I like your new French horn.
What is wrong with me?