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A week? Thats like a year in hot girl time
Suits are cool. Exhibit A.
January 31, 2004
How does Carl land a Lebanese girl?
Gennaio 3, 1971
He hates olives, she loves them. And in a weird way,
don't even think about getting married till you're 30.
This guy can barely even spank me in bed for fun.
It's a Smurf penis or no dice.
So, Ted, what brings you back to Brooklyn at 1:00 in the morning in a suit?
But it turns out,
- You love me? - Oh, God.
I thought we were playing Lazer Tag tomorrow night.
- So what do you do? - I'm a reporter for Metro News 1.
March 9, 2008
Gennaio 17, 1971
Marshall was in his second year of law school,
Settembre 13, 1983
...persuaded him to reconsider,
January 31, (2007)
If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too.
It's gotta be blue, it's gotta be French.
...příběh jak jsem poznal vaši matku!
Been waiting my whole life for a pretty girl to want my olives.
Who says that?
And we can't just abandon Ted.
But you like olives.
Haaaaaave you met Collins?
Some fall day. Possibly in Central Park.
I'm so sorry. Take us to the hospital.
January 30, 2004
January 17, 2004
We'll make it work.
March 16, 2008
But that's the funny thing about destiny, it happens whether you plan it or not,
You looked really creepy without eyebrows.
committing forever, no other women,
And that was it. I'll probably never see her again.
Settembre 12, 1983
Oh, Ted, that is so sweet.
March 24, 2008