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Hey, uh, you mind if I put on some music?
Obviously my version of health
I control the universe! Why am I bragging about that?
Remember me?
[ Gurgling ]
I'll have a water. Uh...
I love drums. I never took drum lessons.
Cardio Let's Go. In and out, 20 minutes adventure
You know what? Not my table.
but it's not our place, you know,
I-I just found out Jessica's single.
Try swallowing that giant ball of snot dangling at the back of your throat.
We're what got removed!!
Luna Luna
They -- they're all the bad parts of us, which, by the way,
All right, mister comedy man, you don't have to bust my balls. You're not helping things.
nothing I've even remotely considered in the past.
♪ Hey, I want to take you to ♪
"I have nothing to prove."
I downgraded to a clamshell for emergencies only.
you useless old turd.
you're not trying to put that stuff back inside of us.
Pfft. Come on, man. I've been trapped
(Baby Girls Crying)
Oh, FUCK!
He's cutting your time in half. 10 minutes. Ohh! It hurts!
Your money's no good here. [ Laughs ]
That was pure luck.
Hiii How is your day
Just do it, you piece of --
Back Again
Hey, listen, you know, wha-- if we're all bored over here,
Bitcoin or Ethereum, what'll be, bro?
Nooooo!
I need to hear our safe word, Morty.
Might be fatal. [ Chuckles ]
♪ Squeeze it
Not at all.
There you are.
Oh, my God. Yum.
What's the last thing you'd think about doing with that tank thing?
[Sobs, Screams]
We're having a conversation.
[ Grunting ]
This stock is a beautiful redhead, recently single,
haven't taken you to dinner-itis.
Graham IF GOD EXISTS, ITS FUCKING ME
I-I'm a piece of shit, but I got the tank!
Hey, Morty. Word around school is you've become super healthy.
Totally understand, Duane.
It's not even cruel, either.
I guess I should've been paying attention.
[Wailing]
Geez, I really need to chill.
you never had to love 'em back.