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This is a mistake!
- I've got an idea. - Go.
Sure, if you call 19 pages of general ideas
I'm her daughter.
And you call my mom and tell her not to come?
Because I grew up with you, and you are so out of control!
Good, so search his boat.
I'll cancel the massages
When you found about it and-and wanted to come,
I wasn't there. He found me.
♪ I cannot wait ♪
Of course.
Enough with all the excuses and the apologies.
to prospective students just canceled.
And I'm sorry.
An old family tradition.
We are, but we're also about to be family,
You know, wait, this is a mistake.
You know why I'm such a control freak, Mom?
That guy is such a dick.
- That's amazing! ?- No.
- But Mateo is... - With Abuela all night in a guest room.
that Jane didn't lose control very often.
He made me record it.
Yeah, we're just super busy that day.
It's all got to be by the book now.
I am not even a stripper person,
So what do you do?
Sorry we can't make it to your wedding.
So I was wondering if...
Yeah, but we could sell the pictures
Do you not want there to be strippers?
She's pulling into the hotel.
It's my mom.
and truthfully Petra's not doing so great.
Okay, but the thing is,
Why don't you just pace yourself?
?Yes!
before they announced it this morning.
No. Did you... Oh, he must not have...
Come on, just sit down?
He thinks you're some kind of genius or something.
when you are...
But when she did...
He wants to buy into this deal I'm looking at.
what am I doing with my life?
Yes, I understand what you're saying.
It's not fair!
coming up with a plan is quite difficult
Who's Sweet Lady Jane?
They can't tell funny stories and have them be inappropriate
because of the stripper you sent.
I will.
Xo, it's her Sasha Fierce.
This is not a part of my carefully detailed
You go.
we could delete it with our minds.
Oh, and the Villanuevas' house flooded!
Huh, she doesn't look thrilled.
I am Don Quixote!
What? Why? You don't even like me.
Only a genius would know that.
Is everything cool with us?
but instead I told you them right now.
Hard to argue with that.
I'm sorry, I... I thought you knew.
that guy Chad, who you like, he's out in the hall, and...