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What?! Seriously?
Yeah, well that big difference just gave me a lap dance
I know.
I thought you like being pampered.
Exciting, right? Not as exciting:
No, I need to see if Professor Blake called me
We both know you're not above bending the rules.
we went to a strip club where we met
No, no shots.
So did you get a little visit from Don Quick-Naughty?
A shot for Sweet Lady Jane!
Right, girls?!
Having you here, it changes the dynamic with my friends.
♪ I wanna rock, I wanna roll ♪
It's to be sipped, not chugged like a shot of cheap tequila.
Pastelitos from Isidoro's.
And we're really sorry about the stripper,
And it makes me wonder...
Ma! Come on, wake up.
No, it doesn't. It's fine, hey.
I'll send it to you, too.
- I have to finish my vows. - I called the printers
Oh, yes, it doesn't require a code.
I don't want your apology, Mom.
- What happened? - Must've hit "Call back."
You're having a bachelor party?
♪ First things first, I'm Sweet Lady Jane ♪
Hey, you know, I'm feeling, I'm feeling okay.
Remember when we road-tripped to the Redneck Riviera
What are you talking about?
Wait, where's my mom?
Any other suggestions?
four years before and four years before that,
Wait a second.
You're an adult now.
No-no apology necessary.
Great. Well, I have to run.
Me neither.
Check out the sitch.
And I will do whatever it takes to right the situation.
So maybe you can convince Rogelio
God, your skin looks amazing.
- Mom! - No.
No, no. Phone-free zone!
There's my daughter. They didn't believe I have a daughter
strip clubs, cheesy bars, penis stuff.
Okay, repeat the plan back to me just to make sure.
So if you could take the babies tonight...
Come on, another round.
I'm so sorry!
Okay. Let's do it.