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That's subjective.
Oh, mm...
Excuse me, young lady, we're looking for our mother,
I'm also the worst at cleanup. Look.
Son of a bitch
Mm, good instinct.
This and that and this other thing.
Hmm. Huh. Yeah.
to serve her breakfast in bed on her birthday.
Yeah, not a lot of funerals this month.
The best part of my birthday
Okay, she's not in the store, but she definitely was.
To Devendorf's Bakery!
Oh, and hard. Burnt and hard.
They'll refreeze though, right? Right?!
Oh, for the love of peter the Cat!
What is that, egg whites?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, come back!
I can still see out of one side.
Put your boobs away.
when she says she's going to shuck an oyster.
This isn't that bad, you guys.
Yes. Wait, why do you have a photo of...
Actually, that could work out perfectly.
♪ She does her B.M. in the p.m. ♪
is not an emergency. What?
Oh, thanks.
Really good job, Gene.
All right... he also...
I'm walking around, I'm singing.
Oh, like you guys smell so good.
Pretty decent birthday?
a bad case of "you locked your keys in your car."
I swear I will pay you the fare
Oh, God, uh-oh, it's skunk.
now I just have va va.
You sure you guys are done?
What did you say?
This is taking forever.
♪ B.M. in the p.m. ♪
Hello, uh, I'm looking for my wife.