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- # But I'm lookin' for the one Have you seen her # - # No, we ain't seen her #
- # She give me money # - # Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger #
- Glee kids, hooray! - Uh, hi.
- # Freak out # - Energy, guys! It's disco.
You could do a lot worse...
- I have a date. - Oh, that's great.
Bringing home the bacon.
- How about they just pay for the copies? - I like this compromise.
Eavesdrop much?
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
The only way to deal with teen sexuality is to be prepared.
- Really? - Yeah. And when I was eight, we finally visited one...
I'm a good man, Emma.
You've been scrubbing that pencil sharpener for an hour.
It's a crowd-pleaser. Trust me. From the top.
Welcome to your little slice of the American dream.
- And up and out and down. Good. - # Have you heard #
They're for Tulip-A-Looza.
Let me get this straight. You're joining Glee Club?
- Prettier, like that Quinn girl. - Mm-hmm. And, um, why is that?
# Ah, freak out #
Lady Justice wept today.
You think I'm good?
With Ken.
- # I gotta leave # - # Get down, girl, go ahead, get down #
I'm as responsible for what you did at that assembly as you are.
They're starting construction on a new section of our subdivision.
Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating.
- # I say a little # - # Prayer for you #
- I'm sorry about that, Mr. Schue. - I'd like to get the flyers up...
But the only image that works for me happened...
# The moment I wake up #
- What? - And, um, ever since then, I've just...
- Yeah. - Yeah. With who?
It's official. I'm a dead man.
You know what? You need to remember, Rachel, to protect your heart.
Communication is the foundation of any successful music group.
You... You made dinner.
When pigs fly.
to pay for new costumes for the Glee Club.
- # Big fun # - Whoa, whoa! Hell to the nah!
- Ooh! - Challenge.
- # I gotta leave # # She was supposed to buy your shorty Tyco with your money #
First of all, you try to bust my face again, and I will cut you!
Oh, it's no problem. I mean, it's what I do. I give counsel and give guidance.
what I did with my wealthy, elderly mother.
I've laid off half the janitorial staff.
# Get up on this #
# While combing my hair now #
I have to say, I'm really surprised you guys are trying out.
# You will see him on TV any given Sunday #
I just blasted my hammies.
'Cause I'm not sure there's anybody else who's gonna wanna swim over...
Don't you dare mention the "C" word.
So what kind of girlfriend would I be if I didn't support him?
Look. I don't know a lot about relationships.
Now, I could tell you all about how great Glee is, but, uh...
Maybe you could find some recruits.
and we're, you know, struggling to make ends meet, and...
- # She give me money # - # Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger #
And that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
- I don't have any wealthy relatives. - Oh.