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Great class. Nice hustle.
You misunderstand. I did not buy you to be my slave.
your poor planning does not constitute an emergency for me
seemed like such a good job.
(WEAKLY) Help me.
Not really, Mom.
I've been saving up from all my part-time jobs.
Hey, you know, I have a pen pal in Paris.
(GASPS) Dad, somethings going on. Some men just broke in.
MAN ON TV: We now return to "Ethiopian Hoarders."
The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor
Shut up Meg
Army Commercials right now
What's going on down there? Are they gonna find her?
That's for shooting one of our guys!
(PHONE RINGING)
Idiots.
Let me quickly grow beard and think about it.
All right, the first thing we've got to do when we land
Oh! Well, this is nice.
Don't worry about me. Just get yourself laid.
What?
(GRUNTING)
I will take some drakkar noir
You know, sometimes I do part-time jobs for extra cash.
(GROANS)
but don't want to spend sex-slave money.
Wonder what music they're gonna use for her?
This one's one of my faves.
Maybe there's something in here we can use.
All right, fellas, bring the lights up a bit, play the CD I gave you and let's do this!
Terrible. You know, I don't think I can take another semester at this school, Ruth.
This is a nice way to do this.