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-Must retweet! -(growling): I need my phone!
Do you have any way to find a book without using a computer?
I'll be okay till morning.
"Dad." I got something!
Okay, okay.
#jump #i don’t know #bye #burping
You don't say.
She always sleeps so good when she's here.
Okay. It's been one week.
You couldn't be more wrong, Marge.
You all entertained me and scared me.
Eh, suit yourself.
Did you know our second dog is a cat?
What's she saying?
And every exit is guarded by a laser-detection system.
I just have one question.
He only sings when we're not looking.
I brought a bunch of them inside.
(tires screeching)
"Hansel shoved the blood-covered witch into the oven.
(gasps, screams)
I'm the beta.
So tactile.
Only 12 doughnuts for three cops-- well, there's no way
¶ In your face, world, I'm so humble ¶
And why do I hear clicking from this closet?
It's sealed.
(siren wailing)
¶ ¶
"And get me some pie."
I think there's a very real chance no one was murdered.
(gas hissing)
"More" or "all done"?
(grunts) No more screens. You, too.
(laughter)
I know, I was talking with some guys about the weather,
You're sending that spam through my e-mail account?