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How about Monday?
Uh, it's 9:30, on a Friday night in Pawnee.
I never said "obese." I said "is my mother."
My feet hurt.
Bacon-wrapped shrimp.
You know, there was definitely some truth
and then tell her if she doesn't help you, and soon,
after he traded them a baby for what is now Indianapolis.
There are so many luminaries here tonight.
Are you related to that Marlene Something-Knope?
"has not five but seven Asian friends.
We need to rezone the pit to turn it into a park
Well, then just go up there and say hello and start talking to her.
I'm leaving now, honey.
Well, 'cause I would feel a little silly
you'd have several of those awards.
Maybe you and Leslie can join us at the bar.
And I am just so psyched that Janine Restrepo is here.
Dude. What is your problem?
"But I'm gonna be honest with you. I have no clue what I'm doing."
Babe, I’m out of milk.
I like your hairdo, Leslie.
Okay, well, call my secretary,
Yes, I'm married.
I've seen you hook up with more trashy chicks
it is true that you have won this award.
Wow.